Hemidemisemiquavers

You know its icy when your husband is outside skating on the grass.

I am prone to spoonerisms. Today, when Ethan was putting sweet potatoes on to cook I reminded him to "spinkle them with spralt."

Sappy love songs are sappy in any language. I heard one today in Chinese, and I can tell it's a sappy love song without even knowing the words!